May 2012
You also left me a really good TV sports package. I use it.
– Barack Obama, to George W. Bush. (via officialssay)
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Earthquakes all around, but I’m not really impressed by it (not like almost everyone else here, they all went down in the street scared by the shaking thing).
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La guida di VICE al sesso orale: ragazze (secondo... →
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ho una nuova bottiglia di braulio, posso...
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is...
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’Is there a safety belt?’
‘You won’t need it...
– At the tomb of the inflatable pig
That book is gold and you should read it right now.